Archive for November, 2011

Just wishing everyone a merry Christmas, but I also wanted to say a few brief things about the musical genius the world just lost with James Brown’s passing. He lived life as passionately as he played his music, and that’s saying a hell of a lot because he may have been the best showman of [...]

How Climactic

Posted: December 22, 2006 in Uncategorized

Today is Global Orgasm Day. You know what you have to do. Link from MR.

It's a Reptilian Festivus Miracle!

Posted: December 20, 2006 in Uncategorized

From CNN: Flora, a pregnant Komodo dragon living in a British zoo, is expecting eight babies in what scientists said on Wednesday could be a Christmas virgin birth. Flora has never mated, or even mixed, with a male dragon, and fertilized all the eggs herself, a process culminating in parthenogenesis, or virgin birth. Other lizards [...]

The Wages of Communism….

Posted: December 19, 2006 in Uncategorized

….may not always be death but they probably involve something like this: Twelve-year-old Beatrice returns from the fields with small animals she’s caught for dinner. Her mother, Elizabeth, prepares the meat and cooks it on a grill made of three stones supporting a wood fire. It’s just enough food, she says, to feed her starving [...]

Irony Alert

Posted: December 19, 2006 in Uncategorized

Remember when the fervor surrounding illegal immigration was at its height this past summer and how the big “solution” proposed by immigration restrictionists was to build a big fence across the border.  Inevitably someone would make a joke about how we would need even more illegal immigrants to build the fence.  Well…. A fence-building company [...]

This Year's "Lazy Sunday"

Posted: December 19, 2006 in Uncategorized

This Saturday Night Live skit proves two things: 1) Justin Timberlake is pretty awesome. 2) Andy Samberg is breathing new life into what only a short time ago I believed to be the putrid corpse of SNL.

Happy Belated Bill of Rights Day

Posted: December 19, 2006 in Uncategorized

Bill of Rights Day was last Friday, the fifteenth.  In honor of the event, I would like to advance a radical hypothesis: the Bill of Rights was a mistake.  Let me just note that I don’t this hypothesis is necessarily right, but I think it is very interesting to think about. So why might the [...]

Friday Fun Links

Posted: December 15, 2006 in Uncategorized

I hate Drake. From the Agitator. A list of the ten most dangerous toys of all time.  Too bad there was Bag O’ Glass or Chainsaw Teddy on there. “Look how big that lamp is; that’s huge!”  If you get that (or don’t) go here for more. Whitney Houston propositioned by a drunk French singer. [...]

Shit Sandwich

Posted: December 15, 2006 in Uncategorized

Ready for a bite, Jonah Goldberg?  It seems that in February 2005, Goldberg attempted to make a $1,000 bet with Jaun Cole that “Iraq won’t have a civil war, that it will have a viable constitution, and that a majority of Iraqis and Americans will, in two years time, that the war was worth it.”  [...]

Socialist Hell

Posted: December 14, 2006 in Uncategorized

I have heard Professor Walter Block (Economics, Loyola New Orleans) tell a joke designed to point out the inefficiency of socialism that begins with something like “If when I die I go to hell, I hope go to socialist” and then proceeds to list the nasty things socialist hell can’t do because it lacks the [...]